I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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