Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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