Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
