Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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