Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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