I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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