We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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