your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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