jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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