His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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