Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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