how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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