i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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