I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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