dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I want a musical about memes.
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