im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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