So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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