It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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