Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
