i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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