So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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