Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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