I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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