i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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