it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It's rum buckets o'clock
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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