so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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