But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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