"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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