just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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