At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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