Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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