The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
