what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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