Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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