can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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