32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Randomize
