like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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