Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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