And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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