I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Enjoy the penises
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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