also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
operation have a gay friend backfired
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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