I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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