party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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