similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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