i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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