I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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