theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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