Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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