My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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