Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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